Pre-launch demo — sample data is fictional and clearly labeled. No real customer metrics appear anywhere on this site.

Ad batches

Every ad ranked by predicted virality — winners first, losers flagged so you never pay to find out.

Batch batch-everdew-001

53/100 predicted
contender
[Ice rattle at second 0] Still ice. Nine hours. 110 degrees.
pattern interrupt · tiktok · 15s · hook 39/100
Retention risk: Improve-loop v2: hook 32->39 (+7), overall 49->53 (+4), sustain held 100/100. Direction confirmed; next iteration targets a stronger second-0 visual.
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49/100 predicted
contender
I left this in a 110-degree car for 9 hours. Listen.
pattern interrupt · tiktok · 15s · hook 32/100
Retention risk: Sustain 100/100 - retention holds; weak first-3s hook (32/100); attention peaks at the 15s end card. Fix: front-load the ice rattle.
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Batch sample-batch-001

SAMPLE — fictional demo, not real predictor output
Sample slot — real video renders here after the first funded run
81/100 predicted
winner
I left this in a 110° car for 9 hours. Listen.
pattern interrupt · tiktok · 13s · hook 88/100
Retention risk: [SAMPLE] mid-roll dip at product spec section
Sample slot — real video renders here after the first funded run
66/100 predicted
contender
My gym bottle was warm by 6pm. This one wasn't. Here's the difference.
ugc testimonial · reels · 14s · hook 61/100
Retention risk: [SAMPLE] slower open, recovers at comparison
Sample slot — real video renders here after the first funded run
34/100 predicted
loser
One hand. While driving. Open.
demo · shorts · 12s · hook 42/100
Retention risk: [SAMPLE] weak first 2s, high drop-off predicted